September 2011
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August 2011
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Pottermore
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March 2010
3 posts
Finally Friday and as an added bonus it is March 5th. It has been two years exactly since I had the gastric bypass. Holy shitake time flies
Everyone always has a top, all time favorite 80s movies..what about the 90s? What’s your favorite 90s flick?
Up at 4:30am, dog went outside to pee, coffee consumed, lunch packed and…Now Monday begins. Good morning all
February 2010
10 posts
is currently addicted to coffee and honey roasted peanuts. What a combo eh?
This town needs a Taco Bell closer. Nothing against taco johns but when you grow up with the Bell you want that..
so far today I’ve been up since 4am, the dog pissed on me, was gonna make a bacon egg and cheese muffin sammy but the eggs had mysteriously froze and now I’m watchin Teen Wolf “give me a keg of beer…”
says says My stars and garters..it’s really Friday. Bout time!
is up and at the laundromat. Look out! Fun times headed this way hehe
says says that peanut butter and myself are like the two musketeers. I called dibs on D’Artagnan. He gets to be Porthos cuz he’s fat haha..yes I know I’ve lost my mind
is really sick of the ice and snow
I know the rent is in arrears the dog has not been fed in years
It’s even worse than it appears but it’s alright
Cows givin’ kerosene, kid can’t read at seventeen
The words he knows are all obscene but it’s alright
Damnit. Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow. SOB!
says says is it just me or does anyone else feel like their iPod is trying to speak you and tell you your future? just me?
Half an hour till GAGA rocks the Grammys. Oh yeah
Walmart sucks. 6 fooking aisles of nothing but Valentines Day Shite! WTF.
January 2010
16 posts
Watching Dirty Dancing and then gonna take a shower and go get some groceries. Feed me!
Doing taxes.. Oh the fun I have..
Watched The Lovely Bones earlier.. Not sure I liked it. Now I’m watchin The Butterfly Effect
I’m diggin the new neverSHOUTnever EP ‘What is Love’…I will be making copies for certain peeps
Watching Three Amigos..still searching for the golden ticket of apartments..
I got a feeling. That tonights gonna be a good night. That tonights gonna be a good, good night
Due to an unforseen accident, the part of Bryan will be played by..Bryan
“I can’t control my shakes, how the hell did I get here? Something about this so very wrong. I have to laugh out loud, I wish I didn’t like this. Is it a dream or a memory?” - Slipknot
I’m coming apart at the seams
Pitching myself for leads in other...
– “Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes”
I’ve got troubled thoughts and the self esteem to match…what a catch..
Drenched in vanilla twilight
I’ll sit on the front porch all night...
– Owl City
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Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool Opotamus?
– Mitch Hedberg
I hate all of the people who can’t drive their cars.
Bitch you better get...
– Theory of a Deadman
This weather blows. I want to go to bed..
November 2009
18 posts
The Edge… there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who...
– Hunter S. Thompson
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
– Homer Simpson
TGIFT13
Thank God It’s Friday The 13th!!!
Thursday morning song...
And all the girlies say I’m pretty Fly…for a white guy..
I’m up to season 4 of Weeds. Love that show. Kevin Nealon cracks me up
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most
– Ozzy Osbourne
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself....
– Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
VoilĂ ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim...
– V for Vendetta
Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl...
– “Wayne’s World”
You won’t find me in the same spot, believe me.
I could never stop.
My...
– ‘The Downfall of Us All’ - A Day to Remember
Some things are so completely ludicrous that a man must laugh or die. To die...
– Edgar Allen Poe